Dec
25
2007
Somebody stole the baby Jesus –
– so his replacement (?) will be fitted with a satellite tracking device to deter thieves.
Who’s going to buy a “hot” baby Jesus???
I think they should implant a little two-way communications device while they’re at it. Why hast thou stolen me? Thou art busted. The cops are on their way…
Tags: crime, Jesus, what were they thinking?