May I speak to God please?…Do you know when he’ll be back?
Why, oh why, is that Canada only makes international news with bizarro stories?
Our serial killers are… pig farmers, which is grisly yet efficient (if you don’t know, you don’t want to), albeit not very glamorous. Our departing prime ministers try to sell off the furnishings of the government-owned official residence.
… an attempt by the Mulroneys in 1993 to sell the furniture, decorations and drapery they had accumulated at 24 Sussex Drive … for about $150,000. [more Mulroney corruption here]
We also harbour “rogue elves” that impersonate Santa and write shocking letters to small children in his name.
Each Santa letter Canada Post delivers contains the same main message with a hand-written personal postscript.
[2-year-old child recipient] Maya’s personal “P.S.” said: “This letter is too long, you dumb s - - t. [full article]
And now the latest — just in case you were thinking of flying Air Canada:
… the co-pilot was carried into the cabin with his hands and ankles cuffed after he was restrained by cabin crew and a passenger.
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“He was very, very distraught. He was yelling loudly,” Finucane told Canadian broadcaster CBC. “His voice was clear, he didn’t sound like he was drunk or anything, but he was swearing and asking for God. He specifically said he wants to talk to God.” [full article]
I read a few different articles and it sounds like the Air Canada co-pilot removed his shoes and was running about the airplane screaming. Not good for nervous fliers.
Why is it that small children and the insane love taking their shoes off?
Tags: corruption, fear of flying, nervous breakdowns, Santa's rogue elves, shoes